Funny Things

Thomas says a lot of really funny things. They are so funny to me because they are so innocent. I have been writing them down so that I don’t forget them. I’ll present you with 3 scenarios and the funny remarks that Thomas made.

May 2010

Alan and Thomas had been busy building a garden for me. Thomas worked for about 20 minutes nailing a 6” spike into the landscape timber.

Thomas: “I just nailed that in like a worker guy. Daddy, are you a worker guy?”

July 1, 2010

Thomas and I were going to buy produce for shish kabobs at our local fruit market. He noticed the fire chief’s truck in the parking lot when we arrived. When we got into the store I pointed the chief out to him. Thomas approached the chief.

Thomas: “My Uncle Mike is a firefighter.”
Chief: “That’s a good job for your Uncle Mike. Where is he a firefighter?”
Thomas: “At the fire station.”

July 9, 2010

Thomas was playing in the bathtub with a small bucket and spoon.

Thomas: “Here is your lunch, girl. It’s an apple pie.”
Me: “Wow, thanks. What did you put in it?”
Thomas: “Um, green pop and flavor.”
Me: “Did you put apples in it?”
Thomas: “No. I put a cherry on top. There’s gum inside.”